That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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