He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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