So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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