I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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