how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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