So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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