ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
