i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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