She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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