"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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