I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize