so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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