We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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