Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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