I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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