she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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