On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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