and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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