I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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