Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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