I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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