David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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