If i come over, it means nothing
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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