Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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