:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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