She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
