I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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