Pappa wants mamma naked
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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