Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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