man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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