: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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