She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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