I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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