i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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