she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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