i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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