we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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