I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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