I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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