Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Randomize
