I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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