Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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