You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We have started to decorate penises.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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