Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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