Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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