at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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