You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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