People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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