# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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