That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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