know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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