i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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