Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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