If that was your dad, he is hot
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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