when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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