Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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