I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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